If you’re sqeamish, please look away. But what a story I’ve just lived through.
Last night, I met a totally-normal looking guy while hanging around the alley downtown. Totally normal, why’s he talking to me, right? So I’m real nervous and totally coy, and he takes me back to his place just a couple of blocks away. Totally sneak back to his apartment I guess because he was embarassed to be seen with me. I dunno.
We get to his place, he totally takes everything off, and there it was: the cutest little curled up tail right above the middle of his ass. A little furry around the base, and curly-q like deep-fried french fries.
I was so shocked I think a made an actual little gasp. But there it was, and he wasn’t ashamed of it. Which was totally hot. We had a really amazing night until he heard his roommate start to come in, and I had to leave through the back door like super awkward quick. Bummer.
I can’t stop thinking about that tail. Mmmm.
My First Man Tail
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